Post by DarkRevenant (Tank Doohickey)
Welcome to the report section!
In this forum, you may report players found to be committing crimes in either the Phantom mode or Mafia maps. If that player has been extremely toxic, is committing piracy or is attacking you when you are on the whitelist please report them here and Team DarkRevenant will take care of them.
Players will now henceforth be GUILTY until proven innocent. For example, if someone files a report against the accused. The onus is on the accused to provide a replay demonstrating their innocence. We feel we have a trustworthy enough to community to implement this system as it will be causing a lot less stress for everyone. We will be simply taking someone's word for it if they file a report against you.
Step 1: Put the accused player's name in the Forum Subject and in-game crime. For example: "JOHNDOE: GAMETHROWING".
Step 2: In the post, provide background information on who this player is and what happened during the game. The moderators who handle the report will confer with one another to determine the validity of report and if the player is found guilty he/she will be subject to the following punishments listed below.
Stage 1 Punishment | The player will be given a stern warning and have to publicly apologize for his/her actions otherwise will be subject to Stage 2 Punishment. |
Stage 2 Punishment | The player will be followed into every single game that they ever play on Starcraft by our contracted punishment team (consisting of over 100 salaried players) for the next few weeks and will be trolled, humiliated, spammed, have their lobbies stalled, teamkilled etc and have an unfun and paltry gaming experience. |
Stage 3 Punishment | The punishment listed above will increase to several months and you will now be subject to being endlessly drophacked. Should you also have a forum account or attempt to create one it will be disabled so you can't even appeal the decision until the time has elapsed. Any personal information collected in our database on the person will be publicly exposed on 4chan. The players' IP will be traced and a legitimate tax information subpoena mailed to their ISP which will then be forwarded to them. The player will be then sued in a federal district court where we have political influence and the judge will ALWAYS rule in our favor! You will be involved in a long, expensive and drawn out sluggish court battle. |
Stage 4 Punishment | Your battlenet account will be hacked and deleted and any remaining battlenet balance you have on the account will be transferred to a slush fund based in Nigeria, so you have no recourse to reobtain those funds. Also, a few Chinese men would like to speak with you. The only way to get out of this punishment is to paypal $50 to DarkRevenant's paypal account through paypal.me/darkrevenant. Additionally, you will be added to the official SHITLIST |
We know you love playing Mafia and Phantom Mode as much as we do and we work hard to make our game an enjoyable source of entertainment, but we will exercise our authority to rulebreakers. After all, this map is pay to play and I we don't support piracy here. Poor English spelling reports and not providing enough information will get your ass banned.